@6 hours ago with 166 notes
#hello darkness my old friend #why is it snowing out again 
@14 hours ago with 963 notes

"A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that they will help make the other person the best version of themselves."

@17 hours ago with 19751 notes
#important 
@21 hours ago with 96851 notes
#oh #c: 

IMPORTANT 

nbchannibal:

Dearest bossuchi,

A good friend of ours told us you were responsible for sharing the gift of Hannibal with them, and for that, we thank you. However, that is not why we’re writing to you.

This friend wanted us to ask you a very important question and we do hope you’ll say “Yes.”

*clears…

oh my god

@1 day ago with 1699 notes

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

(via ambassadorawful)

@6 hours ago with 49161 notes
#omg #puns 

(Source: you-goonie, via exsixtwosix)

@15 hours ago with 242229 notes

mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

image

(via medusabitch)

@21 hours ago with 392781 notes
#favorite posts 

The X-Files Season 6| Agent Dana Scully

"Don’t you ever just wanna stop? Get out of the damn car? Settle down and live something approaching a normal life?"

(Source: patlaurie, via alexanderhamiltonisthebottom)

@1 day ago with 426 notes
#the x-files #yesss 

lizardsfromspace:

Hello Americans! I am an AMEROPHILE. I fell in love with your culture after I saw your hit shows, The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy. Now I understand your whole society, based off of watching just two TV shows! I know your “language” and find it beautiful! Bazinga! I love America because you really mean it when you say “I love you”! I declare freedom to football, 1776! 

(via youvegotaluckyface)

@1 day ago with 81101 notes
#ugly laughter